mardi 12 octobre 2010

Some Good Advice to Guarantee 100% how not to get any job!

In 2 years we have done about 5000 job interviews and we noticed that a job interview for some people is like a social event what they like and never  want to give up those events, so therefore if you want to join the club of Eternal job seekers follow those Tips and you are Guaranteed no employer will ever employ you.
  1. Make sure You send Your CV to all and every company who recruits , regardless of if the job offer matches your profile.
  2. Be always late to the interview
  3. Wear casual clothes , or even sport clothing with sandals
  4. Make sure you don’t use any hygiene products; the stronger your natural body smell the sooner this  interviewer will leave you alone and you can continue socializing with other candidates
  5. Try to make all diplomas and documents requested for job interview as old and dirty and teared down as possible(so no one can actually read anything or even touch them)
  6. When the interviewer asks why they should hire You  , don’t be creative instead make sure You give same answers what your fellow social job seekers do – I’m hard working, team player, honest, dynamic . (don’t try to be different- it usually catches attention of recruiters and you may actually be considered for the position)
  7. To really make the interviewer reject you, be sure to ask at the end of the interview this question- Excuse me, what does this company, I’m applying for, actually do?
You are now free to hurry to your next interview to socialize with old friends from eternal job seekers social club. Good Luck !

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